I used to love "A Prairie Home Companion." I had a "Powdermilk Biscuits" tee shirt. Even after I started getting a little tired of the host, I'd leave the radio on while doing stuff around the house on Saturday nights. Over the years Garrison Keillor has opened his big yap over and over and over again to say what's really on his mind, and I've made excuses for him over and over. But I am not kidding when I tell you I think he's turned into Lonesome Rhodes in "A Face in the Crowd."
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I've always known that Keillor and I don't agree on social issues. Years ago, he was interviewed on "Fresh Air," and Terry Gross asked him about his disapproval of feminism, and he said he felt the women's movement was hurtful to him as a man. I let it go. He had a right to his opinion.
In 1989, when PHC had been off the air a couple of years and Keillor was doing "The American Radio Company of the Air" from New York, I froze in shock in my apartment as Keillor listed people he came across in the city who irritated him. As he listed types of people he wanted to drop to their deaths out a skyscraper window. there would be a sound effect of the person comically falling. I remember I was sweeping the steps when he said "gay men," and my broom stopped at the landing.
On the live radio program, some people in the audience were shocked but some laughed. I thought "He can't just have said that." But of course, he had. I turned the radio off and took a break from Keillor for a long while.
But we are NPR listeners here at this house, and "Prairie Home" returned to the radio schedule on Saturday nights. When Garrison's voice began the show's theme song after the weekend news, I would let the radio stay on. I tried not to be thin-skinned and oversensitive, but I found myself wincing and not just when Keillor was singing over his talented musical guests.
Recently, I was sitting in the car, waiting for my spouse in a grocery store parking lot, and I turned the radio on for company. Keillor began this story about teaching a young woman to drive, and about taking an extra tranquilizer and falling asleep. It was funny-ish, and then as the story developed, I got more and more uncomfortable. The narrative became a Bill-Cosby-in-reverse tale about the guy fearing he had made sexual advances to the young woman while he was drugged up and now she would sue him. It was so creepy I had to turn it off and just sit in silence in the parking lot.
In between the time I stopped istening after the "gay man thrown out the window" bit and when I had let Keillor's voice back into my home, I'd missed the 2007 Salon piece and then a weird non-apology about how "flamboyant" gay men shouldn't be parenting in "chartreuse pants."
But I did
not miss last evening's unfunny joke about a man going into the women's restroom by mistake and getting a reputation for being transgender.
I've breathed in through my nose and exhaled calmly through my mouth long enough.
Garrison Keillor is in his 70s, I know, but I know a lot of very cool people in their 70s. He's not suffering from aging brain; he knows exactly what he's saying. And he knows he has a devoted audience who love him so much they will tolerate almost anything he says. I'm not complaining that his views don't match mine; I'm complaining that he's spreading hate freely and widely. I've had enough. He's as bad as Lonesome Rhodes.
He might be scarier than Donald Trump. Trump screams and yells. He attracts people who count on him to apply rage and smarm in the exact right amount. He has to get the mob going, then control the mob. He openly shows everyone that he's trying to build his power base, any way he can.
While Keillor's people aren't foaming at the mouth, they sure laugh at some unfunny jokes. Or if they don't laugh, they sure don't catcall, either. Is Keillor like Trump? Hmm, not sure. But the hairstyle is familiar.
Even more than Trump, Keillor is starting to remind me of Maine's current governor. Paul LePage wants to be a Senator, but in the meantime, he's already been re-elected as governor and he doesn't have to run again, so he says whatever he wants. And every week those of us in Maine wonder how he can even still be in office, with that mouth. In particular, LePage's views on African-American men sneaking into Maine getting white women pregnant, not to mention restaurant servers with Indian accents, hint at a depth of cultural insanity no one wants to plumb.
This is how I feel about the "Prairie Home" host. How far will Garrison go, do you suppose? The voices in Rwanda didn't yell and scream. They were persuasive, almost charming. Just filled with hate and vengeance, from a deep deep anger which hardly showed on the surface.
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